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OFFENDER: ADRASTEIUS BLOODSPEAKER VIOLATION: NAGGING ▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▫▫▫

Annoying self-righteous pacifist who yells a lot.

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OFFENDER: DR. AILEEN KIMBLER VIOLATION: NAGGING & BEING SEELIE ▪▪▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫

Artemis is going to be stuck in a state of unsurety about Aileen for a while, even as he warms up to her. Unsure not just because she's the only other fey present, but because she's Seelie, and his opinion about Seelie in general isn't the greatest. Part of this is based on what he's been taught, part of it is based on personal experience, though the latter is somewhat limited. Regardless, he generally views Seelie as incredibly self-righteous and hypocritical, with a penchant for passing (sometimes diserved, sometimes undeserved) judgement upon Unseelie like himself. Her declared pacifism and disapproval of a lot of his actions just furthers his belief that she falls into that same category as other Seelie, which just makes him concerned that she is somehow going to stab him in the back and declare that it's for the "greater good" or something.

Additionally, he's pretty uncomfortable with how much she knows about him just by being Unseelie Sidhe. Now that he has started to realize that the general population of Exsilium legitimately has no idea what he is, but at the same time isn't going to freak out over the fact that he's not human, he finds it very liberating, since he doesn't have to constantly be paranoid about the expectations that are being placed upon him (even if a lot of the habits that come with that paranoia are going to take time to break).

However, Aileen's willingness to heal him made him a bit less mistrustful of her. On some level he feels a kinship with her for being fey, even if being fey is the same reason that he finds it difficult to trust her. He still tries to tell himself that the reason he helped save her life is because he didn't want to be in a position where he would owe her for healing him, and that he only comes to visit her at the lake to make sure that his spells are holding up, but he is gradually, begrudgingly coming to admit to himself that that's not entirely true and he's almost beginning to consider her a friend.

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OFFENDER: ARTHAS MENETHIL VIOLATION: BEING GENERALLY MENACING, ELF GENOCIDE, MURDERING KOLTIRA ▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪

Fuckin douchebag.

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OFFENDER: AZRAEL VIOLATION: WANTING TO EAT ME THE FIRST TIME WE MET ▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

vampire boyfurendo

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OFFENDER: BELTHAZAR SPELLSCRY VIOLATION: PROBABLY WANTING TO EAT ME ▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

cranky elf kid

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OFFENDER: ERIDAN AMPORA VIOLATION: OBNOXIOUS; DOESN'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC; PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE FISH ▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▫▫▫

fish kid with delusions of grandeur

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OFFENDER: GALADRIEL VIOLATION: INTIMIDATING; PROBABLY SEELIE ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

sparkly elf lady

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OFFENDER: A GOLDFOOT EXILE VIOLATION: NOT BELIEVING IN MAGIC ▪▪▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫

alien thing

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OFFENDER: ILLIDAN STORMRAGE VIOLATION: PROBABLY WANTING TO EAT ME ▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▫▫▫

big purple demon guy

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OFFENDER: KAEL'THAS SUNSTRIDER VIOLATION: ALSO PROBABLY WANTS TO EAT ME. GODDAMN. ▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▫▫▫

stupid elf prince

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OFFENDER: KOLTIRA DEATHWEAVER VIOLATION: EXCESSIVE BROODING ▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

Koltira is rapidly becoming Artemis' role model, which really just sounds like a horrible plan to everyone everywhere, but there you go.

Even if he is now fully aware that Koltira is not fey at all, he still very much fits the ideal of what an Unseelie Sidhe should aspire to be-- which means that he intimidates the hell out of Artemis, but that's actually a good thing in some ways, since it means that Artemis is more likely to behave himself when Koltira is around.

What has really made an impression upon Artemis is that even though Koltira fits many of the things that Artemis is supposed to aspire to be, he is still trying to be a good person. He has shown much more kindness than Artemis ever would have expected upon first meeting him. What really stands out is that Koltira is trying to prevent his violent instincts from controlling him and making him hurt the people around him, which isn't something that Artemis has encountered often. It is something that Koltira shares with Artemis' father, however, and that's one of the few people who Artemis has a healthy relationship with.

Also, you can forget about him being put off by your undeadness. Really, if you just leave that freaky sword of yours a couple miles away, there's nothing to make him all that uncomfortable about being around you. B|

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OFFENDER: MARTIN DARKOV VIOLATION: BEING EXCESSIVELY ADORABLE ▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

sparklechild

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OFFENDER: MEENAH PEIXES VIOLATION: AGAIN WITH THE FISH. ▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

Artemis is rapidly taking a liking to Meenah. Violence is very much ingrained in his society, so he's not put off by it in the slightest-- rather, it just makes him identify with her. He also gravitates toward non-humans in general, even if she is very different from the trolls that he's used to (ie the Norse flavour). He has to put active effort into understanding her at times (because as much as he presents himself as thoroughly modern, he's still a product of the Victorian age) but he finds it hilarious that other people are so confused by her.

Basically he would not mind adopting her and violently killing things while snarking at people.

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OFFENDER: NIALL WILDER VIOLATION: BEING A DOUCHEBAG, THREATENING ME WITH BULLETS ▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▫

i murdered your ass why didn't you just stay dead

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OFFENDER: PETER QUILL VIOLATION: NOT UNDERSTANDING ZIGGY STARDUST REFERENCES ▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

ground control to major tom

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OFFENDER: ROXY LALONDE VIOLATION: LEAVING HER EMPTIES IN THE LIVING ROOM ▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

Artemis has a soft spot for children, and he happens to consider anyone under the age of 18 to be a child (comes with being over a century and a half old). Fortunately for Roxy, this means that he is a lot more patient with her than he is with many humans in general. He's amused by her fondness for wizards and probably plays up the casual magic use around the apartment for her benefit. He generally doesn't feel a need to rain on her parade, especially since he finds it amusing when she manages to piss off Adrasteius.

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OFFENDER: SYLVANAS WINDRUNNER VIOLATION: BEING SCARY AS FUCK ▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▫▫▫

freaky bitch

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OFFENDER: VANADI VIOLATION: BEING TOO SECRETIVE ▪▪▪▫▫▫▫▫▫▫

i don't trust you as far as adrasteius could throw you

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OFFENDER: THE WITNESS VIOLATION: TRYING TO KILL-STEAL ▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▫▫▫

what a douche

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